Put Robert Stack on the 100 dollar bill.

Put Robert Stack on the 100 dollar bill.

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Robert Stack has terrified and titillated more people than Benjamin Franklin, and money is both terrifying and titillating. Were it possible to hear Benjamin Franklin's speaking voice, it would doubtless lack the rich timbre and hypnotically mellifluous cadence of Mr. Stack. In addition, Robert Stack was an accomplished trap and skeet shooter, and nothing is more American than a shotgun. He also played Eliot Ness in "The Untouchables." The real life Eliot Ness was a Treasury agent, the very governmental body that could realize this magnificent tribute to America's most beloved showman. All Benjamin Franklin ever did was powder his wig, invent bifocals, and spread syphilis around 18th century Paris. 

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