Sterilize those who purchased more than 8 rolls of toilet paper since 3/9/2020

Sterilize those who purchased more than 8 rolls of toilet paper since 3/9/2020

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I soon realized when my fingers grazed the cardboard sleeve of my last roll of Charmin Ultra Soft, that it was time to make a grocery store run. I drove to the local grocery, sold out. Next was the pharmacy, also sold out. Confused, I went to reddit and saw hundreds of cucks purchasing 30 plus rolls of toilet paper in preparation of the upper respiratory infection that is COVID-19. Now, there are plenty of tissues at the store, but not toilet paper. So either my nose is in the wrong spot, or more people have noses in betwixt their cheeks than I originally thought. Either way, we need to sterilize those with butt noses and save our planet. They can't be allowed to reproduce as their butt noses would set our population up for failure.

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