Anime is bad. I think everyone with a brain knows that.

Anime is addictive like nothing we've ever seen! It's probably one of the most addictive things known to man. Banning anime will mean less addiction. This can only mean good.

People who like anime cling on to it like it's their wife. Quite literally. In fact, these anime lovers have coined the term "waifu" to mean their fictional other half. Obviously, this will prevent these people from making real-life friends. And that's bad, for obvious reasons.

The main reason why we hate anime is because of one thing, which is promoting pedophilia and child exploitation, which, for obvious reasons, is bad. People who regularly watch anime are more likely to become pedophiles, something we are striving to get rid of. So obviously, banning anime will reduce pedophilia.

And that's why I personally think the UN should ban anime. Signing this petition will get us one step further to a worldwide utopia.