Replace Stormont assembly with a giant magic eight ball using the Westicle as a frame.

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With Stormont having been out of session for over a year and no sign of reconciliation on the horizon it is time for the people of Northern Ireland to seek an alternative form of government. The main benefits of the magic eight ball is that we would no longer have to pay the shower of useless eejits and its random answers would provide a similar level of service and competency to what we are accustomed to. The eight ball could be operated by a lever at its base and all responses should be considered final provided they are definitive.

The location of the Westicle was chosen as the frame already exists, cutting down on cost and the location is easily accessible for both communities.


The following statements should be included in the eight ball as responses:

Aye, Dead on.
Petition of concern’d.
Flegs.
Curry my Yoghurt.
Ulster says no.
Wise up.
Catch yourself on.
Wind your neck in.
Sounds like good craic.
You startin?
Now you're sucking diesel.
I was never in the IRA.
Aye sure why nat.
Here's me “wha?”
Keep’er lit.
Thon’s a geg.
Are you away in the head?
Ask Nolan.
Do you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble?
That's the dogs ballix.



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