The issue is self evident.

Tony Abbott was a disaster for Australia and we dont want him, or need him, back.

If the UK can use him, and keep him, they are welcome.

So please if you treasure Australia, if you want Tony to be happy (why not), if you believe it's just what Boris needs (he seems to think its a good idea and is happy to have him) then sign to:

KEEP TONY IN THE UK

(And if the UK could take over paying his superannuation that would be wonderful. We've got so many better uses for it - over one million of them in actual fact)