Make Olney a sovereign nation!

Make Olney a sovereign nation!

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Johnathan Dew started this petition to UK Parliament

For far too long, Olney's potential has been chained back by the evils of England. I vouch for Olney to become independent. Here are my demands:

- Our share of the UKs nuclear arsenal

- £2 billion in ransom money or else Olney's own guerrilla warfare team will invade like fleas, undetectable and will destroy England from the inside.

Here are some of the things that I, Johnathan Dew will enforce as Supreme Leader of Olney with my right hand man, Queen Lincoln Barnes II:

- I will declare war on Biggleswade and trial the mayor for war crimes on our nation 

- I will create a new national anthem to celebrate our success, the Halo theme song

 

I will give Parliament 48 hours to respond to my demands. If these are not met, hell will reign on your pathetic country.

LONG LIVE OLNEY - HAIL THE KING

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