Ian to win the Euromillions Jackpot

Ian to win the Euromillions Jackpot

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ian W started this petition to UK Parliament

Please sign this petition for me to win the Euromillions jackpot this tuesday.

It is a constitutional outrage that I didn't win it on Friday. If enough of us sign it, maybe we can fix the result to suit me on Tuesday.

I'm sick of living in a dictatorship, all I can say is that the National Lottery are extreme right wing fascists for not doing what I want them to do.

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