Decrease the pigeon population by at least 25%

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I am sick and tired of seeing these revolting creatures outside of my home: Lazy, oxygen-wasting, stupid little pigeons. This petition is mainly to fund for over 100,000,000-200,000,000 pigeons to be collected, contained within a temporary holding position (for example: Multiple large warehouses for temporary containment), and then blasted into space. They will be blasted into space by a large cannon, releasing at the strongest force possible as to not harm the pigeons in any way. By doing this, we will be rid of some of the vermin from multiple tourist hotspots around the world and elsewhere.



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