Appoint Josephi Krakowski as communist totalitarian dictator of GB

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I will legally change my name to Josephi Krakowski and become socio-communist totalitarian dictator of the UK. I will then reform Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia and the British Colonial empire. This will lead into my takeover of the modern world under my regime. Everyone must speak and write in Russian/Cyrillic and their first names must end in -i and last names end in -ski/-vic/-vich/-och.

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