you see, we humans tend to be wasteful and create multiple tools for the same purpose for example the fork, spoon, and knife. Why have all of those separate when you can combine them all into a spork? While sporks may look a little silly I can confirm that they are efficient at almost any task. Your annoying neighbor wants you to help him rake his leaves? stab him with a spork, your problem is solved that simply.

not only do the benefits stop there, but sporks can also be used to help stop pollution and excessive waste. why throw three utensils into the ocean when you can throw in only one, it makes things much easier. for not only you but the innocent ocean life. now they only have to eat one type of plastic utensil instead of the usual three. the benefits go on still, to buy one spork would cost less to buy three utensils, thus you can save money for more important things like food, water, and cheese. 

sporks are an amazing invention, I guarantee that to you. with the usage of sporks, we could save the world and maybe even the universe. though we need to take action now, there is no sitting around waiting for someone else to do it. you must do it, you are the chosen one destined to save the world with a spork. the universe chose you, do not disappoint us. 

you are our only hope. 

 for more information on sporks go to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

Thank you for your time, it is appreciated

sincerely, 

spork president of sporkland