Buff Tachanka

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I personally think that Tachanka should have infinite hp on his shield, his turret should have no recoil and one shot to anywhere on the body. This is because he is a lord so should be able to do as he pleases. This also bullies Black Beard mains which is ideal in itself. The SASG should also have infinite range, every shot should fire a nuclear bomb and every time it detonates it should shout KACHOW. EDIT: Tachankas turret should be attached to a Segway as my current buffs are evidently not strong enough. I thought that i should add that if you sign my petition you will be entered into my amazon gift card giveaway.      

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