There has been a huge increase in graffiti crime in state and national parks all over America. These parks are shared spaces meant to preserve and protect our beautiful natural resources for generations to come. They are NOT a canvas for wack tags of drunken frat boys and insufferable soundcloud rappers. We're sadly seeing rock formations, trees, and even animals defaced by a COVID-driven influx of imbeciles. 

To deal with this issue we are calling on President Donald John Trump to issue an executive order granting Park Rangers unrestricted authority to humanely dispose of individuals who are abusing our priceless national treasures. We also call on the Legislature to approve a pay increase for all Rangers commensurate with these additional duties, along with firearms procurement and training where needed. Those involved in vandalizing nature are too stupid to be alive, putting them out of their misery is the humane choice. Please note that this petition is only involved with wildlife and natural features, it does not extend to statues, buildings, or other man-made objects.