Recently it has come to the attention of my friends that our dear friend Tyler has come down with a disease. A disease so cruel and heartbreaking we need the support of everyone to stop it. Tyler Christensen has distanced himself off from everyone and everything just for masturbating. Tyler has lost 20 pounds since this addiction has started. The teachers have tried to get him to stop doing it in the school bathroom but he just ends up doing it in class. Please stop this horror.