Make America Sexy Again! Get Bartolo Colon elected president

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Make America Sexy Again! Get Bartolo Colon elected president

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Kevin Clancy started this petition to Twitter, Inc. 1355 Market St, Suite 900 San Francisco, CA 94103 Twitter and

On December 19, the Electors of the Electoral College will cast their ballots. If they all vote the way their states voted, Donald Trump will win. However, they can vote for Bartolo "Big Sexy" Colon if they choose. Even in states where that is not allowed, their vote would still be counted, they would simply pay a small fine - which we can be sure Big Sexy supporters will be glad to pay!

We are calling on the Electors to ignore their states' votes and cast their ballots for Big Sexy. Why?

Mr. Trump is unfit to serve. His scapegoating of so many Americans, and his impulsivity, bullying, lying, admitted history of sexual assault, and utter lack of experience make him a danger to the Republic. Also, he couldnt even crack the Mets rotation. 

Bartolo Colon is 43 years old, still making All Star Teams. This shows longevity on his part. Bartolo Colon has at least 2 families. 1 secret. Probably more. This shows his ability to multitask. He came to the Mets when they stunk and since his arrival the team has made the playoffs. If he can Make The Mets Great Again, he can Make America Great Again. Big Sexy should be President. 

Bartolo Colon is so attractive, we call him Big Sexy. The only reason Trump "won" is because of the Electoral College.

Elections dont matter. Petitions matter. And sexiness matters.

OH AND BIG SEXY HIT A HOME RUN.

MAKE AMERICA SEXY AGAIN! PLEASE SIGN AND SHARE!

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