By signing this petition, you are agreeing that after Donald Trump is president the Twin Triumvirate can rise up, gain power, and become the next government system. 

We vow to normalize twin rights. No longer will twins have to enter a biology class and be ignored by KYPE and the freaking teacher because they're twins and they're biased. We vow to ban yo*urt from all stores, because the name alone promotes violence and offends others. We vow to also make it a law to breathe through your ears, for that is the most effective way to live in our society. We also vow a million other things but my fingers would hurt very badly after typing them all so you get the idea. 

Oh, and of course, we will ban music that promotes non twin equality. 

Have you ever been freaking offended because someone mistakes you for your other twin... well.... I haven't but apparently other people have so we will fix that as well.

Our government system is the most effective and amazing and Gouda cheese way to live. We demand justice for twins and joe.

we do all of our government affairs for the sake of Jude �

SO will you sign this petition, to Make America Judey Again?! Huh?! Will you? If you DONT your computer will turn into cheese so I'd highly recommend that you sign it.

MAJA *freaking America the beautiful plays in the background*