Tweek Bros Coffeehouse has recently banned teenagers from entering and using their bathrooms.

This may not sound like such a big deal to non-teenagers but I, as a teenager, see this as a huge deal.
You see there is obviously a ton of liquid being bought sold and drank at Tweek Bros Coffeehouse. And human bladders are not designed to hold much liquid at a time and since teenagers are not fully grown, their bladders are therefore smaller.
Not being able to use the restroom also makes kidney stones more likely, and kidney stones have been described as "more painful than giving birth."

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