Fellow members of the Tufts emen community,

We, the undersigned, are officially calling for the formal impeachment of Varun Shah from the position of Bmen Captain. Varun has held the position of Bmen Captain for exactly one week and he is already abusing his position to force his corporate bullshit spam down the throats of the entire emen community. This is especially unjust given the number of first-year students in the community who are susceptible to peer pressure. 

There have been a long history of Bmen Captains who have never abused their position to spam the community with their corporate spam. In just one short week, Varun has made a mockery of the position. 

We, the undersigned, are calling for the immediate impeachment and/or resignation of Varun Shah as Bmen Captain. Furthermore, we demand a formal apology from Varun for becoming a Corporate Sellout™. Please sign this petition.