Make Sheharyar rap his announcement messages in the Christmas Social

Make Sheharyar rap his announcement messages in the Christmas Social

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Abhratej Sahoo started this petition to TU Delft Debate Club

Madame Chair, the members of the TU Delft Debate Club, no matter what Discord server in which they live, currently live in a system of dictatorship. They live under a dictatorship known as Sheharyar's Google Forms; shackled by emojis that he uses in his announcement messages, constrained by the memes he makes that have no incentives but to increase in dankness every day, and chained by the fact that they cannot do anything but to question their own sanity when they appreciate the memes. They are unable to reach out for the right to make Sheharyar drink all the alcohol of the drunk debate and to the thrill of the Christmas social that we think is inherent in the TUDDC debater's condition.

How are we going to define a Christmas Social in this debate? We say that in all its forms, it shares the feature of wanting to break down Sheharyar's mental sanity. That’s what a TUDDC Christmas Social means. The members of the TUDDC live in a shared economy of public vote where they use their popular might to coerce Sheharyar into drunken acts of entertainment. That’s the kind of world that we support.

Thus, to continue the tradition of the Christmas Social, we encourage you to make Sheharyar do a drunken rap of all his messages in the TUDDC Whatsapp group in the Christmas Social. We’re very proud to propose.

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