Remove periodic table from physics books

Remove periodic table from physics books

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USSEV started this petition to Toyota Motor Company and

This is an outrage I just wanted to look at words in my book but I came across the periodic table I am very OFFENDED by this and would like it to be changed. This is a really big problem for the people of the world. The world needs this to live people suffer and break many objects a day because they can’t simply look in books. Toyota can help by running over many periodic tables with their cars. 

So, you want to sign this petition because. It is about the sexiest thing you have ever seen? According to study in 2002 by Cornell University Toyota can help us get rid of this outrage found in public textbooks called the periodic table. Such an evil atrocity. It must be prevented in our public education system. Children today have been ruined by the periodic table. If Textbooks today did not contain this evil thing the workforce would be 150% more efficient. Additionally a study conducted by McDonalds in 1979 showed that ketchup should be on the periodic table but I think not! It should be on the menu at every local grocery store.

 

Conclusively an expert analysis by one of our lead professors at USSEV, Doctor Rouzouzd, “The periodic table should be abandoned in favor of a large ketchup menu.” It is for these reasons that Doctor Rouzouzd wants all of the world to use Toyota’s with Ketchup. 

 

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