To remove Toxic_Hat's pants

To remove Toxic_Hat's pants

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JJ Hall started this petition to Toxic_Hat's Friends and Family

So here we are again, this time instead of sleep, we need to get this man to remove his pants for us. We have hard evidence that Toxic is packing massive girthy sausage in his many pants. One of his mods has been taking many many notes and we have determined that 300 feet of tape is needed to measure this mammoth elephant trunk. We deserve to know if the man is packing a deadly weapon. Questions to ask him, is how many people have been in the hospital because of him, and what is it like to walk on a third leg? I mean this thing has it's own wikipedia page. IMDB page in the works. Anything else I have forgotten? Oh yeah please dad dance for me, and do a WORKOUT WEDNESDAY!!! P.S. I love you!

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