On March 17th twitter user @Jackwaz tweeted (https://twitter.com/jackwaz/status/1240135051288948742?s=21): “A VFX producer friend of a friend was hired in November to finish some of the 400 effects shots in @catsmovie. His entire job was to remove CGI buttholes that had been inserted a few months before. Which means that, somewhere out there, there exists a butthole cut of Cats.” Knowing this, we cannot sit idly by while this butthole edition stays unreleased. This is the media we need in this time of strife. We call on Tom Hooper and Universal Pictures to distribute this butthole edition of Cats as a way to bring us together.