Wowee. This year has been a rough one, hasn't it? International pandemics, climate change continuing to heat up, listening to Trump talk all year, and the possibility of not being able to DJ when we go camping for new years eve. 

These problems are all as serious as eachother... But maybe they don't have to be? 

To end arguably the worst year of our collective lives, I propose that Tom funds our power generator so Jack and I can go absolutely skitzmix on the decks and throw the most cookt party to end the most cookt year. 

As he will be absent for NYE it's the least he can do. We can even name the power generator Frenchy! Awww, I can see it now. That's our little Frenchy pants! He's using so many watts aww guys look at him go! I love you Frenchy! Thanks for getting Frenchy for us, Tom!

So get around a great cause, bring Frenchy to life, and peer pressure Tom into doing this thanks I just really want to DJ with Jack thanks okay cool sign it, sign it now, sign the petition time to sign it Tom just buy it for us now buy it hurry do it now right now buy it