GET DARION FELDT, GOD HIMSELF, A JOB FOR TOM DELONGE / TO THE STARS INC
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INVITE YOUR FRINEDS. I AM BLOCKED FROM INVITING NOW. https://www.facebook.com/events/2013472738868690/
I, Darion Feldt, God Himself, needs a job. NASA's Glenn Research Center won't text me back and Elon Musk is ghosting me. So why not try for good ol' ex-Blink 182 frontman Tom DeLonge's crowd funded space agency To The Stars inc?
I order all of you to let Tom know to give me a job from 12PM Saturday to 12PM Sunday. Take any means necessary. God is desperate for a minimum wage job.
-2012 homecoming king
-General of a covert military organization, Mecha G, tasked with defending the world from Kaiju (we aren't making any money)
-anti sex no gf goodnight
-run a hentai instagram
-2200 SR on Overwatch for xbok
-die on Mars
-top 500 d.va main
-integrate my body and being with technology
-get an Asuka Langley tattoo
-transcend you all
Thank you comrades.
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