Make Kermit the Frog a 2020 presidential candidate

Make Kermit the Frog a 2020 presidential candidate

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Kermit the Frog . started this petition to Toilet paper companies and

For years, toilet paper companies have been hiding things from us. Things that we, as Americans, have the right to know about. Including Kermit the Frogs presidential campaign. With everything going on right now with the coronavirus, we, the people, need something to change. We need something big. So, why isn’t the government doing anything about it? Well, you see, as long as they’re getting paid, they don’t care what happens to us. Which means there’s something fishy going on. Toilet paper companies paying the government to keep the vaccine away from people. That way, the toilet paper industry keeps making BANK, and the government will get money too. This is where Kermit the Frog comes in. Kermit does things for the people, not for himself. He’s been trying to run for president for the last 2 months, but with no success. So, what’s holding him back? The government. They don’t want Kermit to become president, because they won’t make as much money as they are right now. If Kermit becomes president, he will make things better for AMERICA, not the government. By signing this petition, you will help get Kermit as president, and get us to running again. Thank you for your time, and I hope you consider signing the petition.

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