TL/DR: We need Tofuboi in Team HOMB's starting Smash Ultimate lineup. I can't be the only half decent player.
Team HOMB (Hands Off My Bread) Gaming is mourning the loss of one of its soldiers. Our member TofuboiGM has been banned from playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate because he was failing History. Believe me when I say Tofuboi is very studious and puts more time into his school work than his gaming career. He has As and Bs in the rest of his classes. He is a very responsible student, but his parents don't care. They have taken away his copy of Smash and will likely keep it until the middle of next year.
Without Tofuboi, Team HOMB will not be the same gaming powerhouse that it once was. Tofuboi was the glue that held the crew together. He is our main livestreamer, discord server manager and youtube content creator. His contributions are the reason why Team HOMB is what it is today, a cringy group of weebs and losers. Without him, all is lost...
But, it doesn't have to end this way! By signing this petition, you will help #FREETOFUBOI from the clutch of his strict parents.