Kenny Evil is a sweet young 37 year old man, with a simple wish: to be able to purchase tickets to three wrestling events in a country he doesn't live in during the tail end of a global pandemic at a time when travel to that country from his plague island is far from guaranteed. For whatever reason, the hideous monsters at Ticketmaster kept throwing an error up when he was trying to purchase his tickets. We can only assume this was jealousy on their part and a hatred that can only be expressed by support for regressive elements and blocking the ticket purchases of handsome heroes. So we are coming together to rise up, to demand that Ticketmaster make this right by providing this beacon of virtue with front row tickets to all three events, pay for his travel, 80 acres of prime Illinois farmland and a comely lass of virtue true.

Fight the power!