stop Alexis from acquiring more crackheads

stop Alexis from acquiring more crackheads

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Kyle R. started this petition to GOD and

Meet our friend Alexis. She is a kind-hearted, caring, and lovable human being. Unfortunately, she is also heartbroken. Due to the pain of a past breakup, Alexis will not stop giving temporary shelter and attention to individuals she meets off of the dating app “Tinder”. What started as a rebound phase has now taken a deep dive into “slumber parties” with those baring unshaven armpits, and females who identity as “spiritually feline”. It is clear that Alexis has lost her path in life. Jesus has forfeited taking the wheel, and her car has now steered off down a dangerous path of possible STDs and toothless crackheads. Please sign this petition and join our collision to help defeat this wave of crackheadery before it’s too late. Let us all stand up and tell Alexis that enough is enough. Every signature counts, and emotional stability is achievable with your help. Thank you, and may God bless our troops. #justsayno

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