Repurpose Crewe, England as a Nuclear Test Site
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The town of Crewe, England would be more beautiful and useful if instantly repurposed as a military operation testing nuclear weapons.
No evacuation necessary.
The scientific community desperately needs to know what the inside of a mushroom cloud looks like and only citizens of Crewe can help! There is only one solution, destroy Crewe in a rain of hellfire and gamma radiation whilst on the phone to someone inside. There are simply no negatives.
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