Make Brexit Blue Passports from rice paper

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The UK government is currently in the process of carefully destroying the country with Brexit. Among their scheme are

  • the reintroduction of blue passports
  • stockpiling food in case of emergency around Brexit day

British citizens overseas are concerned that fellow British citizens, EU citizens and others in the UK will be unable to access food due to government incompetence.

We, concerned citizens of the nowhere, hereby call upon Her Majesty's Government to ensure that Brexit Blue Passports are made with rice paper so at least people have something to eat as they watch everything burn.

In the alternative, a People's Vote with votes for British citizens overseas (as promised in the past two Conservative manifestos) would be nice.

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