Change the National Anthem to Vindaloo

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The national anthem is fairly dreary compared to the likes of other nations, but there are plenty of other English-made songs out there which are sung with greater passion than singing about an old lady who eats swan and tells her husband off for being a racist. 

Vindaloo is the best example of one of these songs, while other English football songs like ‘World in Motion’ and ‘Three Lions’ are arguably better, the standard Keiths and Dorises of Britain aren’t able to sing the higher ability vocals of these songs. Vindaloo can almost be sung as a chant and will undoubtedly get anyone who sings it excited for not only football, but any event where the anthem is present. 

Just imagine over 5,000 people blasting Vindaloo in the Royal Albert Hall for the Queen’s birthday, it’d be fucking mental and brilliant. That orange prick from America wants to make his country great again by building a wall or whatever, let’s make our country great again by giving the National Anthem the kick up the arse it needs. 

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