Join the Halloween Celebration

Join the Halloween Celebration

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Sign the Global Monthly Halloween Petition!

It's time for a Safer, Longer, Stress-Free Celebration! Let's ADD Halloween to the end of EVERY MONTH!

Each month on the last day of that month, there will be a different Halloween theme. Those themes are:

  • January - New Halloween
  • February - Heartoween 
  • March - Paddyween
  • April - Bunnyween 
  • May - Mothersween
  • June - Fathersween
  • July - Halloween of Independence 
  • August - Falloween
  • September - Pre-Halloween 
  • October -Halloween
  • November - Turkeyween 
  • December - Santaween

No more stressing on having to put your Halloween decorations away. Only change up the scenery! Just think of all the joy and warm fuzzies it will bring humanity! The increased candy sales! The glorious month-end weekend parties! The benefit is staggering:

  • Michaels will be secure in the fact they will never go out of business.
  • Department 56 and Lemax can look to hire full time staffers bringing job security to thousands.
  • Dentists and toothpaste companies will benefit from the increase in 'activity'.
  • Seasonal affective disorder could possible be eradicated from the face of the earth.
  • Tim Burton and Danny Elfman would be be secure in productions for the rest of their natural lives.
  • D-Land EVERY MONTH!

Sign the Petition Today and let's put this on the White House's doorstep because they certainly have nothing better to do than to sign this petition into LAW!

WE CAN DO THIS!

^o^ - Boo!

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