It’s completely unacceptable that every store does not carry the most essential of items, a spatula. Without a spatula, nothing can get done in a kitchen, as your hands would just burn off as you tried to mix your soup. Good soup doesn’t include burned hands. The best way to deal with this issue is to buy a spatula, however, when you go into your local GameStop, Dick’s sporting goods, or even McDonald’s, what do they not have for sale? A spatula. This is not okay. What are you to do with your soup now? Nothing. The soup stays cold in the middle and you get weirded out by it. 

This needs to change. I, along with many spatula compatriots, believe that spatulas should be sold in every place of business, no matter how big or how small, by legal doctrine. It is a necessary tool in everyday life, and not only are spatulas useful in the kitchen, but anywhere something needs to be flipped or mixed. One spatula believer has such dedication to the cause that they replaced their hand with a spatula, but that is neither here nor there. 

I turn to you, denizens of the internet, to help bring an end to this issue completely. By signing this petition, you pledge to end this awful practice of not selling spatulas, and bring about a new world where the most vital tool to human life is always readily available. Thank you.