Ban All Tables

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Gwyb Brady started this petition to The world

Yesterday a table beat me up, so now we need to ban all tables. Above is an image of the damage that I sustained. It was 100% the table's fault, and I bet if you asked it, then even it would agree. Tables are dangerous objects, and should not be allowed in schools, or around children. Please join me in my efforts to ban all tables.

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