Bring Bertram to Disneyland/Disneyworld and kick Mickey out

Bring Bertram to Disneyland/Disneyworld and kick Mickey out

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Sabrina Hunter started this petition to The Walt Disney Company and

BERTRAM IS BETTER THAN MICKEY. WHO CARES ABOUT MICKEY HE IS JUST SOME STUPID RAT WALT DISNEY FOUND ON THE STREET AND DREW. HE ALSO SCARES CHILDREN INCLUDING MYSELF AND I SEE HIM WHEN I GET SLEEP PARALYSIS.

ON THE OTHER HAND, BERTRAM, WHO IS ALSO VERY HOT, HELPS ME GET OVER THAT SCARY, MANGY RAT PEOPLE CALL MICKY. BERTRAM IS SUPERIOR AND EVERYBODY LOVES HIM. HE ALSO DOES SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT USELESS RAT MICKEY DOES.

WE CAN ALSO KEEP MICKEY, BUT KEEP HIM IN THE DARK ALLEY AT THE BACK OF THE PARKS. BERTRAM SHOULD BE THE NEW LOGO TOO BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL WANT TO WATCH BECAUSE OF HOW ATTRACTIVE HE IS. EVERYONE IS SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING A DISGUSTING SEWER RAT EVERYTIME THEY GO TO DISNEY.

IN CONCLUSION, BERTRAM IS THE BEST AND SHOULD REPLACE MICKEY RAT AS THE LOGO FOR DISNEY. GO BERTRAM.

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