Cars Have Rights Too

Cars Have Rights Too

Cars seem to be overlooked these days. They're almost taken for granted. We worry how we feel and our emotions, but we don't ask our cars how they feel. Our cars are living on the brink of death, because they're filled with this flamable liquid all the time (just like me). They roll thousands and thousands of miles on just four wheels. Imagine how tired they feel. On top of all of that, the cars are restricted from individual rights. The main one they're are restricted from is the sidewalk. I don't see why cars shouldn't be allowed to roll on the sidewalk. That's why I believe with the help from the USDA and Danny DeVito, we can resolve this problem at once. If we win, yay! If we lose, than we'll pretend like we won, so yay (yes, that does mean if we lose, we will drive on the sidewalk regardless. So if you see a Chevy Traverse coming up behind you, GET THE KENTUCKY FRIED FRICK OUT OF THE WAY or you will be run over) So please, for the love of God: Don't be exclusive. Help #carrights today by signing the petition