Turn August 5th, into National Lobdell Day.

Turn August 5th, into National Lobdell Day.
Why this petition matters

Today marks Change, on this day, August 8th, 2020, I had full intentions of studying and re-educating myself where the school education system failed. Due to some minor distractions, I pitched Rango 2 to a production studio through Instagram; Which fell through, but I landed a roll in a short film with my uncle who works in film. Soon after that, approximately 2:03 AM Eastern. I began to masturbate. Due to the studying medication I took, I lasted 12 hours and 47 minutes minimally. Absolutely destroying the current World Record of 9 hours and 58 minutes. My only regret is that I didn't have a World Record Official watching. The change is... of plans. We need to acknowledge that things can change, due to your decision, due to others, or neither. Life can be like a rapids, or it can be like a pond, but there is very little in between. Also calling it Lobdell day in commemoration of my late father.
Decision Makers
- The United States Congress
- Kevin McCarthyRepresentative
- Nancy PelosiRepresentative
- Rep. Nancy Pelosi
- Rep. Steny Hoyer