Drill around Scotland and push it away from the rest of the UK
Drill around Scotland and push it away from the rest of the UK
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Ryan Jackson started this petition to The United Kingdom
I have made this petition so that we can finally invoke our human right to segregate Scotland from the UK. Why should we remove Scotland, you ask? We should remove Scotland because it is a terrible hellish country that is a blemish on the epicness that is the rest of the UK! How will we remove Scotland? I propose that we drill round the border of Scotland and then all push it slightly so that it drifts away from the rest of the UK! Sign this petition and make a change for the better!
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