Baby come back: Get Sam Hinkie to return as the Philadelphia 76ers General Manager
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Our wise, creative, genuine, and long-view-having leader, Sam Hinkie, was wrongfully forced out of his chair as General Manager of the Philadelphia 76ers by Commisioner Dave Silver, team majority owner Josh Harris, and some greedy old italian Jerry Colangelo. Now that the nepotism is over and Jerry’s son, Bryan “Definitely a Normal Collar” Colangelo has resigned from the 76ers as GM, it is our duty as a family to reunite this team, our heard of sheep, primed and ready for their best era ever, with our one true sheppard. The city, the fans, the players, the coach, and the organization yearn for Sam to come back and lead the team with compassion, honesty, and foresight. “You can’t get to the moon by climing a tree,” Sam once prohpetically stated. Well, Sam, we’ve painstakingly chopped that tree down swing by swing, and we’re ready for you to build us a rocketship. Baby come back, you can blame it all on me. Well, mostly Dave and Jerry. Either way, please come back. We didn’t deserve you then, and we may not deserve you now, but gosh darnit we’re gonna work hard to make it up to you. TTP and godspeed.
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