Bring back "Lingardinho" to the England Euros 26-man squad!

Bring back "Lingardinho" to the England Euros 26-man squad!

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Huzefah Hanif started this petition to The return of Lingardinho

Jesse Lingard. AKA Lingardinho. AKA J-Lingz. Jesse Lingard has 9 goals and 4 assists in 16 appearances in the second half of the 2020-2021 Premier League season. This man is built different.

J-lingz has more goals than Mason Mount, and only one less assist. It is evident by these statistics that Mr Lingard is currently at Messi-level physical form. His skill and sauce is unmatched, not to mention his Fortnite dances and Michael Jackson impressions. A true all rounder.

This man is not just a footballer. He is an icon. The morale that this man will bring to the England squad on a daily basis during the Euros is similar to that of the GOAT Sir Alex Ferguson in 2001, during the halftime break between United and Spurs, which inevitably led to a 5 goal comeback.

His tight friendship and playful banter with child-feeder Sir Marcus Rashford MBE has the potential to become a reality tv show with matching popularity to “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”. The excitement that will come from following Lingards knee-slapping antics on social media throughout the tournament will undoubtedly better the fans’ experience of the Euros.

He has a patented hand sign. He has a clothing line. He has tekkers. He has charisma. He has a brilliant American accent. Yet, he is missing from Englands international squad. This is unjust. This is a crime. Together, we can work to make a change. 

Inspirational J Lingz quotes : 

"Yo Neymar, sunny innit”
”Macademy”

 

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