Bring back the random merch!

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i want to have the random guys merch back for all families and friends, my whole family wants to buy the random guy merch even my great uncle's dog named malicious_hacks655 we care about the future of the random guy and if you don't sign the petition imagine a future were kids don't have the random guy merch.

I have a dream that one day this nation will buy the random guys merch and live out the true meaning of life and the holy stuff: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal therefore should ALL buy the random guy merch.”

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former Abraham Lincoln and the sons of former pet owners will be able to sit down together at and buy the random guys merch.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of depression that nobody has the random guy merch, will be transformed into an oasis of everyone wearing random guy merch.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the clothes they are wearing (if not the random guy merch then they shall be killed).

I have a dream today.



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