Turn the Isle of Wight into a peninsula.

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The Isle of Wight. Home to the red squirrel and Phil Jupitus. It is a 380 km² cesspool of gorgeous scenery and bad decisions, yet one of the most popular destinations in the UK. But why is it an island? If Trump can build a 3100 km wall, then surely what's the harm in filling a 1 km gap?

The distance between Hurst Castle and Cliff End Battery is 1.30 km. I walk that distance weekly to get milk (sometimes monthly if Cravendale is on offer). The closeness between the two shores makes one pathetic excuse of an island. With the gap filled, the Isle of Wight will be turned into a peninsula in which I suggest calling the new area of land: Ghostwilfie. By using all the letters it would save the tax payer's money, plus it sounds cool. "Mate, I got smashed at Ghostwilfie".

 



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