Formally add 'Hosking' to the dictionary, defined as 'Wanking in front of a mirror'

Formally add 'Hosking' to the dictionary, defined as 'Wanking in front of a mirror'

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Mike Hosking looks like a scruffy hobo but owns a fleet of luxury cars. He is also a soundbite-driven shock jock that speaks in contradictions and mistruths. However, most importantly, he absolutely adores himself, and given that his surname easily doubles as a verb, there is no better term for "masturbating whilst looking at yourself in the mirror".  Please, for the love of the Babby Jebus, we need all English language dictionaries to recognize the term "Hosking". Uses include: "I can't go out tonight, I'm planning on Hosking", or "How do I get semen off glass after a vigorous Hosking session?"

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