MORE WHALES IN THE BIBLE!!!

MORE WHALES IN THE BIBLE!!!

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Harold Young started this petition to The Pope and

I feel like the Bible should have more whales in it. Like... let's be serious here, wouldn't it be awesome if Mose throws down his staff and a whale pops out of it and eats those snakes? Wouldn't it be more tragic if Cain hit Abel over the head with a whale? Would you see the true powers of God, if Noah had the Ark be a giant whale? Let's be honest, whales are very great animals. What's wrong with adding more to them to one of the largest religions on Earth? Is this sacrilege and heretical? Maybe! But tell me this? Doesn't it make sense that the newly freed Jewish slaves walking from Egypt would pray to a golden Whale instead of a Golden lamb? Think about it? And really? Do you think God would mind more whales? We already got Jonah and his Whale. Don't worry either, this change doesn't need to be too drastic. All I ask is that we have the Pope certainly recognize the mere idea that more whales should be in the Bible. If this works, we may even be able to sell T-Shirts and we could also get our own protestant branch. So what do you say? Let's have a WHALE of a time and get more of those majestic animals into the best-selling book in history!!!

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