Cull Pidgeottos to protect our Magikarp!
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Recently, as many of you may be aware, the Magikarp jumping leagues have begun, and Karp Town is now being terrorised. A plague of Pidgeottos are kidnapping and likely eating our defenceless Magikarp whilst they try to obtain Sitrus berries from trees.
Frankly, this is unacceptable. Our Magikarp are living in fear of these birds of prey, and in the last 24 hours alone, we have lost an inhumane number of Magikarp, so high that it is impossible to count, although there have been at least 4 abductions personally affecting me.
The solution is simple. We must arrange for the culling of Pidgeottos in order to lower there numbers, hence reducing the risk of our Magikarp being abducted.
RIP Karp Marx
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