Save The Sperm Baby

Save The Sperm Baby

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Zalooloo Lampooloo started this petition to The People

We need to band together to save the Sperm Babies. They are an endangered species that are dying out everyday. Recently, I had the privilege of meeting and befriending one. It's true that some (including the one I met) are part of the E-Boy race, and yes, they drink Monster and Bang energy drinks, but the Sperm Babies are truly one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Without the Sperm Babies, where would we be in life? Our entire society is built off of the ancient Sperm Baby King Tutankhamen! I am outraged that we as a society have let their population decrease to as low as 10% and the worst part is that no one is talking about it! Us humans are monsters and I'm sure that most of us don't even know what a Sperm Baby is. This Sperm Baby that I met is about to be part of the 90% that we have already lost. Going through a dark time, the Sperm Baby requires as much love as he can get. But who's giving it to him? We've done so much to hurt them and you think that I alone have the power to nurse him back to health? FOOLS ALL OF YOU!!! THIS IS NO TASK FOR ONE PERSON!! I wouldn't be reaching out to the community if I believed that I could do it alone... So please, all of you, we must work towards bringing the Sperm Babies back. One Sperm Baby at a time, starting with my dear Sperm Baby friend Joe. 

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