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Stop Billy the Kid DJ sets

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The people of Whistler are sick and tired of spending the night listening to hardcore dubstep wherever they go. Billy is regularly playing at all venues in Whistler making it very difficult to avoid his terrible DJ sets.

How this will help Whistler night life:

  • Club patrons will no longer be sound raped by Megatron orgasm sounds
  • Secret evidence has been found that Billy The Kid has been bitten by a radioactive cyborg, and is now playing his cyberactive screeches to reach Starscream and call him to Whistler in order to enslave our eardrums
  • As the majority of club patrons don't speak or understand Cybertronian, they will now be able to sing-a-long with normal music back in effect
  • he's a turd

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