I WANT JACOB BIXENMAN TO BECOME PRESIDENT OF AMERICA PERIOD

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zara blahblah started this petition to the people of america so they vote for him

trimp is a stinky president so if you want a president that showers and doesnt look like cheeto then vote for amazing model photographer tshirt guy jacob bixenman and america will not be doomed.

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