The world suffered a devastating loss when Joe Gatto announced his retirement from Impractical Jokers. Between the forever wars, the rapid collapse of the American Empire, the return of global fascism, and the pandemic, it seemed that the only light left in life was Impractical Jokers. And then, that light went out. It is not, however, too late to rekindle the flame. Let me introduce you to LeeAnne Pedrick, the new Impractical Joker.

LeeAnne Pedrick is not only available to replace Joe Gatto, she SHOULD replace Joe Gatto. LeeAnne's unwavering confidence and lack of ability to feel shame make her the perfect Gatto counterpart. What did Joe Gatto bring to IJ if not balls the size of the moon? Well, LeeAnne's balls are the size of Jupiter (including ring circumference). 

I speak now directly to Q, Murr, and Sal:

Bring the light back. Cast LeeAnne as the new Impractical Joker. It cannot wait another day.