Ignite Yellowstone

Ignite Yellowstone

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Obi-Wan Kenobi started this petition to The People

After nearly witnessing WW3 commence, surviving the Australian fires, enduring a global pandemic, watching the economy crash, and now finally being confronted by social injustices and the beginning of a total breakdown of our society; we need a strong conclusion to end this saga of despair. This is getting out of hand, Earth needs a full reset. Our only hope is to force Yellowstone to erupt and end this madness. We go out on our own terms.

As citizen's of this planet it is our duty to gather on July 4th 2020 with an arsenal of firearms and explosives. Stop burning just leaves, let's burn down the whole tree. We will begin unloading the might of our second amendment into the Super Volcano hopefully causing instability and a giant eruption that will close out 2020 like it's game 4 of the NBA Finals.

Unlike Bob and Doug, we don't have an extra Falcon-9 rocket to leave this train wreck of a planet. Some of you might be asking why? Look around you it's all coming crashing down. Do you want to slowly burn or go out quick? and worrying that some people will take this serious. Good. I'll see you all in Montana!

For legal reasons this is a joke Kappa.

-A Wayward Son.

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