To make Sir Bob Jones 'New Zealand President for life' for his services to humour

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Sir Bob wrote a clearly satirical column and because of a group of sad, humour deficient, virtual signaling, idiots, his column was pulled and now there is a moronic petition to strip him of his knighthood. Show these killjoys they are a minority by signing my petition to get Sir Bob elevated to the position of President for Life. In this role he would be tasked by royal decree (I'm sure Liz will play ball) to continue taking the piss out of all aspects of NZ life. From the response to his column this is sorely needed.